1.
Sunday I stopped
at an intersection, I looked left, I looked right, waited till the coast was clear
and crossed right over. Where I failed to look was straight ahead. Half way across
I noticed that I was running a RED light!
2.
That afternoon I got punished when I pulled a
bowl out of my cabinet a little too forcefully, I hit and chipped my front
tooth. You can’t tell unless you look
real close, thank goodness because I won’t have dental insurance till July. Vanity
must wait.
3.
Yesterday I ran 3.76 miles. I can’t say I ran three and three fourths of
a mile just like I can’t put $35.01 of gas in my car.
4.
How do I know how far I ran with such precision?
I’m so glad you asked. I got this new toy, compliments of being a mother.
It was quite expensive; I paid for it myself that evening when I washed the dishes and cleaned up the kitchen.
Yes, I know I ran ridiculously slow today! I'm not used to running so early in the morning, but, whatever.
It was quite expensive; I paid for it myself that evening when I washed the dishes and cleaned up the kitchen.
5.
Mangoes, avocadoes and chirimoyas are the un-debatable
proof of the existence of a kind, good God. You may add grapes, watermelon and
super sweet, juicy peaches and plums to the list if you want. The first three
are all the proof I need.
6.
Did I tell you I made COLLOSAL cinnamon rolls
for dinner Sunday before last? Yes, I think I did.
7.
Thanks to random #1 my 17 year old niece and my
14 year old son think I’m a total flake.
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